None of these rhyme: bough cough rough through though But these do: pony bologna … English is weird. Originally posted on Google+ and copied to my own site for posterity.
Well, here it is - number 3... And for those of you that wish to give a heavy sigh of relief, yes, I am running out of material... If I keep up this pace of 10-15 jokes per day in a collage like this, I'll be out of material, oh, sometime next month... Just kidding. I'll probably run out on Friday. You ever had one of those days? Sure, we all have.
Gee, I bet you can't guess what this little 'collection' is all about... You got it, the ever-famous bar jokes, where everything, and anything can happen. I sorted through web sites gathering what I felt were some of the funnier ones, compiled this big, huge list, and away we go... The last five jokes are not bar-related though... By the way, welcome to the "HumourList"'s newest subscribers, whether they like it or not - Susie, and Heather.
Well, I've been asked by a few people individually, and then had three or four people gang up on me last night asking me to PLEASE group joke messages together, and not send 50 single emails at a time. You spoke, I listened... Kind of like my last girlfriend... If anyone has some jokes they want to pass around to the "list", send them to me, and I'll try to group them into relevant 'packages' as I can, and spread them around to everybody on the list.