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No wonder English is so hard to learn. Look how hard it is to rhyme.

None of these rhyme: bough cough rough through though But these do: pony bologna … English is weird. Originally posted on Google+ and copied to my own site for posterity.

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Testing Code

Oh man do I want a 2’x3’ poster of this…

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Funny Reminder

I was just surfing around, looking to see any updates on GnuCash or such personal financial software to find a Linux replacement for Microsoft Money – the last nail in the coffin so I can stop using Microsoft products (other than gaming) – and came across a comparison of books that Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds had written. I looked at an “equivalents” page found at and noticed under the ‘other’ listing that Bill Gates had written a book called “Road Ahead” and Linus Torvalds wrote a book called “Just for Fun”.

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HumourList Package 3 - Kids Speak, Misc Jokes

Well, here it is - number 3... And for those of you that wish to give a heavy sigh of relief, yes, I am running out of material... If I keep up this pace of 10-15 jokes per day in a collage like this, I'll be out of material, oh, sometime next month... Just kidding. I'll probably run out on Friday. You ever had one of those days? Sure, we all have.

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HumourList Package 2 - Bar Jokes

Gee, I bet you can't guess what this little 'collection' is all about... You got it, the ever-famous bar jokes, where everything, and anything can happen. I sorted through web sites gathering what I felt were some of the funnier ones, compiled this big, huge list, and away we go... The last five jokes are not bar-related though... By the way, welcome to the "HumourList"'s newest subscribers, whether they like it or not - Susie, and Heather.

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